I dropped my #mustache somewhere!?

Now it’s all #StaticX up in your grill. Medium rare beard.

#rockers #rock #rocker #metal #Metalhead #Beard #Beardy #BeardTard #beardmunt #beardpoon #facialfuzz #fuzz #facepubes #chinpubes

@statickiller You inspire petrified hair.

I dropped my #mustache somewhere!?

Now it’s all #StaticX up in your grill. Medium rare beard.

#rockers #rock #rocker #metal #Metalhead #Beard #Beardy #BeardTard #beardmunt #beardpoon #facialfuzz #fuzz #facepubes #chinpubes

@statickiller You inspire petrified hair.

Did you know an egg carton makes an ideal training bra for dogs?


#TheBigLebowski #BigLebowski #Lebowski #TheDude #Dude #Anchorman #Anchorman2 #Baxter #WheelOfCheese #ILoveLamp #WillFerrell #JeffBridges #Film #Movie #Toilet #Rug #ReallyTiesTheRoomTogether #BrickTamland #Works60PercentOfTheTimeEverytime #

Did you know an egg carton makes an ideal training bra for dogs?


#TheBigLebowski #BigLebowski #Lebowski #TheDude #Dude #Anchorman #Anchorman2 #Baxter #WheelOfCheese #ILoveLamp #WillFerrell #JeffBridges #Film #Movie #Toilet #Rug #ReallyTiesTheRoomTogether #BrickTamland #Works60PercentOfTheTimeEverytime #

Weekly World News reports: ‘News Reporter eaten alive by 70ft dinosaur!’

And society lumbers on like a juggernaut relentless, regardless…

#ImNormal #WeeklyWorldNews #OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest #CuckoosNest #RPMcMurphy #JackNicholson #BrickTamland #Anchorman #SocietiesIlls #70footDinosaur! #LoonyBin #FurryTractor #ILoveLamp #LoudNoises 

#NoneOfThisMakesSense

Weekly World News reports: ‘News Reporter eaten alive by 70ft dinosaur!’

And society lumbers on like a juggernaut relentless, regardless…

#ImNormal #WeeklyWorldNews #OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest #CuckoosNest #RPMcMurphy #JackNicholson #BrickTamland #Anchorman #SocietiesIlls #70footDinosaur! #LoonyBin #FurryTractor #ILoveLamp #LoudNoises

#NoneOfThisMakesSense

Try it Psychos. Stop staring. Stop. 

#PatrickBateman #AceVentura #MarsAttacks #AmericanPsycho #AceVenturaWhenNatureCalls #AckAck #EyeContact #Funny #Humour #JimCarrey

Try it Psychos. Stop staring. Stop.

#PatrickBateman #AceVentura #MarsAttacks #AmericanPsycho #AceVenturaWhenNatureCalls #AckAck #EyeContact #Funny #Humour #JimCarrey

Pretty sure a Comma is required somewhere.

Or a knife and fork…


#Comma #Grammar #AceVentura #Ventura #AceVenturaWhenNatureCalls #WhenNatureCalls #Comedy #Comedian #Funny #Humour #Rock #Rekallism #PetDetective #LovePets #Pet #Cooking #IfIWereYouThenYoudBeMe #IdUseYourBodyToGetToTheTop #Lederhosen

Pretty sure a Comma is required somewhere.

Or a knife and fork…


#Comma #Grammar #AceVentura #Ventura #AceVenturaWhenNatureCalls #WhenNatureCalls #Comedy #Comedian #Funny #Humour #Rock #Rekallism #PetDetective #LovePets #Pet #Cooking #IfIWereYouThenYoudBeMe #IdUseYourBodyToGetToTheTop #Lederhosen

Got mine. Get yours. Now. NOW. 

'BACK FROM THE ABYSS'

@OrangeGoblin1 @benward74 @martyngoblin @JoeHoare @chrischarge 

#DevilsWhip #Bloodzilla #SabbathHex
#BackFromTheAbyss #Abyss #OrangeGoblin #Rock #Rocker #RockersEngland #Blues #Metal #Metalhead #Metalheads #nwobhm #HEAVYMetal #Doom #DoomMetal #HeavyRock #British #BritishHeavyMetal #CoupDeGrace #HealingThroughFire #AEulogyForTheDamned #EulogyForTheFans #EulogyForTheDamned #FrequenciesFromPlanetTen #TimeTravellingBlues #ThievingFromTheHouseOfGod #TheBigBlack #BigBlack #JohnGarcia #Kyuss #QuincyThePigboy #MadeOfRats #MonkeyPanic #AcidTrial #RedTideRising #BlueSnow

Got mine. Get yours. Now. NOW.

'BACK FROM THE ABYSS'

@OrangeGoblin1 @benward74 @martyngoblin @JoeHoare @chrischarge

#DevilsWhip #Bloodzilla #SabbathHex
#BackFromTheAbyss #Abyss #OrangeGoblin #Rock #Rocker #RockersEngland #Blues #Metal #Metalhead #Metalheads #nwobhm #HEAVYMetal #Doom #DoomMetal #HeavyRock #British #BritishHeavyMetal #CoupDeGrace #HealingThroughFire #AEulogyForTheDamned #EulogyForTheFans #EulogyForTheDamned #FrequenciesFromPlanetTen #TimeTravellingBlues #ThievingFromTheHouseOfGod #TheBigBlack #BigBlack #JohnGarcia #Kyuss #QuincyThePigboy #MadeOfRats #MonkeyPanic #AcidTrial #RedTideRising #BlueSnow

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me."

~ Hunter S. Thompson

#OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest #CuckoosNest #KenKesey #JackNicholson #RPMcMurphy #HunterSThompson #HST #HunterThompson #KeanuReeves #PhilipKDick #PKD #FearAndLoathing #GonzoLifestyle #Gonzo #AScannerDarkly #ScannerDarkly #Movie #Film #Rekallism #BMovie

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me."

~ Hunter S. Thompson

#OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest #CuckoosNest #KenKesey #JackNicholson #RPMcMurphy #HunterSThompson #HST #HunterThompson #KeanuReeves #PhilipKDick #PKD #FearAndLoathing #GonzoLifestyle #Gonzo #AScannerDarkly #ScannerDarkly #Movie #Film #Rekallism #BMovie

As Arnold @Schwarzenegger would say: 

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Pet Detective"

#AceVentura #When nature calls #AScannerDarkly ##Schwarzenegger #Woody #WoodyHarrelson #JimCarrey #Comedy #PKD #PhilipKDick #Surreal #Manic #Rekallism #KeanuReeves #RDJr #RobertDowneyJr #TylerDurden #PetDetective

As Arnold @Schwarzenegger would say:

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Pet Detective"

#AceVentura #When nature calls #AScannerDarkly ##Schwarzenegger #Woody #WoodyHarrelson #JimCarrey #Comedy #PKD #PhilipKDick #Surreal #Manic #Rekallism #KeanuReeves #RDJr #RobertDowneyJr #TylerDurden #PetDetective

"You met me at a very strange time of my life…Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelge….."

#EdNorton #TheNarrator #FightClub #Beetlejuice #MichaelKeaton #TimBurton #ChuckPalahniuk #BioExorcist #Horror #JacksRagingBileDuct #Rekallism #TylerDurden #Film #Movie #UseSoap #ProjectMayhem #Halloween

"You met me at a very strange time of my life…Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelge….."

#EdNorton #TheNarrator #FightClub #Beetlejuice #MichaelKeaton #TimBurton #ChuckPalahniuk #BioExorcist #Horror #JacksRagingBileDuct #Rekallism #TylerDurden #Film #Movie #UseSoap #ProjectMayhem #Halloween

"I’d say in an given week I do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."

I have to return some TPS Reports.

#OfficeSpace #FightClub #AmericanPsycho #BillLumberg #PatrickBateman #TylerDurden #TPSReports #AllSingingAllDancingCrapOfTheWorld #YouDoNotTalkAboutIt #FirstRule #Rekallism

"I’d say in an given week I do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."

I have to return some TPS Reports.

#OfficeSpace #FightClub #AmericanPsycho #BillLumberg #PatrickBateman #TylerDurden #TPSReports #AllSingingAllDancingCrapOfTheWorld #YouDoNotTalkAboutIt #FirstRule #Rekallism